do swans have birthdays

May 31

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

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prettylinii:

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omg we were making s’mores inside and i guess the puppy smelled the marshmallows roasting and she like freaked out and ran to the door

she thought the house was burning down fjkndfsldkfl so cute

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

WOW! Hot a what baabhabhiat

May 30

Anonymous asked: you play animal crossing city folk right? do you have a friend code??

Hell yes i do

name: Aria

town: hell

code: 3482-5948-4822

Anonymous asked: lol you should make theme/30810 in rainbow (the way it appears for the preview) ^.^

i’m not sure that’s possible (╯︵╰,)

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saddeer:

vocaroo:

can you grip things with your vagina i’d imagine it acts like a sort of clamp

the things boys say i swear

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May 29

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May 28

Anonymous asked: Can i lick yo ur back

no

please don’t

May 27

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